May 19, 2007

I'm tired and pharmacology

These internet marketing events are fun. I was surprised to find some very interesting and smart marketers out here in California (heck, I thought all they did was smoke pot, shoot porn, and surf… to my surprise, there's more to California that that!).

I'm tired and my brain just isn't coming up with anything 'cool' to write about.

So I will leave you with something I received via email last night (yep, it should make you laugh).

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also   called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.  
 
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.  
 
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.  
 
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.   
 

Enjoy your weekend,

Woody

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May 20, 2007

Shamir @ 4:34 am

Haha. That made my day.

Shamir

May 21, 2007

Shem @ 10:19 am

Your thought for the day had me laughing the whole day.Always refreshing to read your posts Woody.

Shem

TL @ 4:32 pm

It oughtta be against the law to write somethin that frkn FUNNY! I Love your shit man!

TL

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