Woody Rants

November 4, 2008

  • Democrats

    I had a killer post about Barack posted the other day and lost it in a database crash.
    I like this video though…
    Woody

July 14, 2008

  • Theme Reader

    Two posts back, I mentioned that I have a tool that will scan a PDF or DOC and create a themed mindmap based on that info.
    Several people have asked what it is. (…)

April 21, 2008

  • The Maxim Manifesto

    My name is Woodrow Maximus, most know me as Woody Maxim and this is my manifesto.
    If you are looking for marketing advice, then this post isn't for you. (…)

March 10, 2008

  • Happy Birthday Blog!

    Today, the Woody Maxim blog turns 1.
    It was a year ago today that I made my first post here. (…)

February 1, 2008

  • Apes Escaped From World Zoos

    I woke up this morning to find a bunch of apes have escaped from zoo's across the world!
    Can you imagine that?
    Here I am…. in the comfort of my own home and I'm scared. (…)

January 24, 2008

  • hydra media and 'evil genius'

    Today's post is more of a ramble than anything… so unless you want some juicy ramblings by yours truly, you may just want to read another post.
    First on my list is Hydra Media. (…)

December 20, 2007

  • Marketing Experts

    Over the last year or two, there's been a rash of 'marketing experts' popping up left and right. (…)

December 5, 2007

November 29, 2007

  • Enjoy life a little

    I've been taking off a few days… if I owe you an email or whatever, then I may get to it soon.
    So why have I been away? (…)

November 22, 2007

  • Love This Comeback

    I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I did… spent it with my family, ate lots of food, and watched the Cowboys win (nice).
    I received an email tonight that I want to pass along today. (…)

November 19, 2007

  • My response to criticism

    A blog reader asked me to respond to a post on a newbie marketing forum called 'The Warriors'. (…)

November 8, 2007

  • Are all people just plain stupid?

    I'm beginning to think that 99% of all people in this world are just plain stupid.
    Yep… I said it.
    If you run a business, then you probably feel the same way. (…)

October 25, 2007

October 24, 2007

  • Are you a crack-smoking internet prostitute?

    It's 11:16pm… I'm driving through 'the wrong side' of Houston. As I pull up to a stop sign, 3 'ladies of the night' approach and one says to me, 'Hey baby, want a date tonight?'
    I say to her, 'Baby, you would have to pay me.' She didn't think that was too funny. (…)

October 23, 2007

October 4, 2007

  • I want to cancel immediately

    RANT -
    Why do people email support moments after purchasing a product and say, 'I want to cancel this subscription immediately!'
    And then they are offended when my support staff mimics their language back to them and says, 'Sir, we've immediately cancelled your subscription. (…)

September 26, 2007

  • Do you know when to shut up?

    I get a lot of email from customers wanting to talk to me by phone. They all say that it's easier to communicate by phone, blah, blah, blah.
    When I say that I prefer email, some get upset. (…)

September 24, 2007

  • Yanik Silver Wants to Kick My Ass!

    I can't believe this… but Yanik read my post yesterday and wants to kick my ass.
    But it's not what you think.
    He said I wasn't giving you ENOUGH value. (…)

September 21, 2007

  • The Next Internet Dud

    I'm curious, is ANYONE still watching The Next Internet Millionaire?
    If you're like me, you were bored to tears at the second episode.
    I gotta say it how I see it. (…)

September 16, 2007

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